Has the Supernatural fandom gotten a hold of this yet?
Just click play. Trust me, you’ve got to click play.
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED/CRIED SO MUCH/HARD IN MY LIFE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY ENTIRE BODY HURTS.
OH M YFUC KIN GGOD.
*chokes on her tea, laughing* omg..
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
I fucking hate this thing
some of them i hadn’t even seen before
I love it
I feel like a wizard.
I feel like they should mention that its a specific dialect, not all english. Haunt and aunt rhyme where I’m from. 8\
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
I think this is my favourite post in the history of ever.
I feel like school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about getting good grades
This is possibly the greatest thing I have seen on the internet.
He really molded young, impressionable minds. Or did they mold him?
Never forget that Spock’s Kirk impression includes a half-lidded gaze and a pouted lower lip.
Never forget that he called Bones “Bones.”
Never forget that Bones’s reaction was to stare at him and then faint in his lap.
Never forget a single goddamn thing about this scene.
I think I know what happened
oh my heart i do declare
They have looks of sheer terror on their faces right before they fall
DON’T YOU DARE TRY TO TELL ME YOU’RE NOT FUCKING TERRIFIED AS SHIT RIGHT BEFORE YOU FALL OFF THE BED
Jared’s like “shit shit SHIT”
and Jensen’s like “shit shit JARED’S GONNA LAND ON ME FUCK SHIT DAMMIT I AM GOING TO DIE”
And these are the beauties I devote my life to! :D
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit
It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes
why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.
My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.
no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange
my 2 biggest Book Thief fandom pet peeves
- graphics with the “A snowball to the face” quote put over images of the snowman scene. Your intent is pure, but that scene refers to Rudy and Liesel, not Liesel and Max.
- graphics with “a strange, small man” put over Max Vandenburg. Your intent is pure, but the strange, small man is Hitler.
that girl’s a true friend
holy shit look at the absolute shock on the “victim“‘s face
The little wave. 😂😂😂
I thought The Heat was a very funny movie, and also it was nice to see a movie where all the roles that would usually be played by women (cute bartender! criminal accomplice! incompetent coworker!) were instead played by men.
Also Melissa McCarthy is just funny as hell.
were all slaves to technology and ronald mcdonald is exactly the same as hitler and all pop music is bad and im edgy and deep and all other humans are sheeple and swine except me wake up america i also love the smell of my own farts
YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID
WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO
AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING
OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES
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thankyou ohmygod a friend linked me this literally 2 minutes ago and i was about to click it and i would’ve had a seizure you saved my life ohmygod im so grateful
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